I wrote this for Mr. Condesending's contest. Everyone should follow his blog and submit something your own. There's a little writer in all of us. Mine just happens to be a tad
smutty sensual at times.
EDIT: Sorry, my lovelys. Looks like the author of each piece should be some what anonymous. I'll re-post once the competition is over. ;)
In other news, I was published. Tee hee. I submitted that after trying to update my "about me" to something less lame and failing epically. I'm just hard to define. Nah mean?
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