Uno. Snow is so much prettier to look at than to be in.
Due. Watermelons are really big fruits. Like, it's legitimately intimidating.
Tre. Is it obsessive behavior to fantasize about someone you've only met once?
Quattro. Do you think infants cry when they're in the womb and we just don't hear it?
Cinque: Meh. Alexa Chung is so lame.
Sei: The only time it is appropriate to use the term "classy" is when you're trying to emphasize how something is not.
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