Srsly. I feel like cool shit is happening and I'm just out of the loop. What. The. Hell. Did you know there is going to be a Piperlime pop up shop? 'Cause I didn't. And I frigging love that website. Way to go Piperlime marketing team. I feel like anytime something cool that pertains to my life comes into existence I should get a text message or some shit so I can be on top of things. Yep, I'm pretty sure that's how life should be.
Anyways, this shop HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. Is "anyways" a word now? 'Cause there's no pretentious squiggly red line underneath it. This is tripping me outttt.
What? Oh yeah. So this Piperlime shit. The store is "popping up" just 3 blocks from my job which is what the French call "convenient". When they're not speaking French of course. I'm gonna check it out and you should, too. Except not the days I do because I don't need another stalker, thankyouverymuch.
As if really cute boots wasn't enough, they also have a line up of events:
This would all fan-fucking-tastic except I won't be in the city this weekend. I'll be in VA
But apparently I won't miss Whitney Port? Oh yay. And by "yay" I mean I can't even come up with a witty enough comment to describe how epically uninterested I am in her and her life. She's about as relevant as an 8-track player with a voice that makes me want to drill small holes in kittens. Have you heard her voice?? She should not talk, ever. She should invest in American Sign Language lessons. She should pick up one of those text to speech keyboards that are all the rage with the paraplegics. Yes, all of that should happen.
For those of you not lucky enough to be in the NYC area, or are and are simply trying to avoid Whitney Port at all costs, here's what's hot on the website right now (+ my comments of course since I know that's what makes you guys stick around. Ha.):
The Bountiful by Guess
I've been really into theses booties as of late event though they're painfully reminiscent of those "ghetto" Timberland heels of J to the Lo's hey day.
The ha-sorry-I-forgot-and-then-closed-the-page-and-am-too-lazy-to-find-it-again by Naughty Monkey
You can't really tell but the back is embellished which I totally encourage. More shoes should have studs and generally sparkly things because that's what a rockstar princess needs, thankyouverymuch.