Because who doesn't like Asian children?
17 year old sister: Wah, what should I do after prom, wah? Wah, wah, I don't have anyone to ride with. -excessive punctuation- My friends are all riding with their boyfriends who are cousins. Wah, wah!*
My response: First of all the fact that all three of your friends are dating cousins is weird to me. Just weird. Secondly, since all of them have a cousin I'm pretty sure there's someone else in that oddly extensive family that can take you. Thirdly, I don't see why that means you have to be kicked out of the limo anyway. And fourthly (which isn't a word so don't use it) I don't think people like that are worth spending your time with. And I am right because I AM AN EXCELLENT JUDGE OF CHARACTER. Word. So basically you need to stop hanging out with them and think of a plan b quickly. Get on that.
I should be a life coach.
*This may or may not have been exactly how she said it.
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