How I cheer my younger sister up

Because who doesn't like Asian children?

17 year old sister: Wah, what should I do after prom, wah?  Wah, wah, I don't have anyone to ride with.  -excessive punctuation- My friends are all riding with their boyfriends who are cousins.  Wah, wah!*

My response: First of all the fact that all three of your friends are dating cousins is weird to me.  Just weird.  Secondly, since all of them have a cousin I'm pretty sure there's someone else in that oddly extensive family that can take you.  Thirdly, I don't see why that means you have to be kicked out of the limo anyway.  And fourthly (which isn't a word so don't use it) I don't think people like that are worth spending your time with.  And I am right because I AM AN EXCELLENT JUDGE OF CHARACTER.  Word.  So basically you need to stop hanging out with them and think of a plan b quickly.  Get on that.

I should be a life coach.

*This may or may not have been exactly how she said it.

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