I'm writing this at work and feeling slightly paranoid. Also, maybe a little edgy.
I'm sorry.
And I mean it. I haven't meant an apology since I switched buddies in the fourth grade during our trip to the Statue of Liberty (and zomg!) Ellis Island because my old buddy wasn't cool enough. That's how much you guys mean to me. You're welcome.
But I've been super busy. Like, busier than your mom on a good night. With what, you ask? Welllll I graduated college and started a new job. ...Which is totally more time consuming than it sounds. ...