Learn from my mistakes. I make too many to keep them all to myself.

1. DON'T assume that the state isn't in a hurry to receive the payment on your parking ticket because there was no due date printed on it. There is a due date, you just have to go online to find out when it is.

2. DO get the extended warranty on a Polaroid flat screen TV. It starts to fuck up approx. 2 months after the regular warranty expires.

3. DON'T get a Polaroid flat screen TV if you can help it.

4. Flashdancers is a terrible strip club.



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