** There should be a new punctuation mark created for when you want to put this "?!" but want to not look like a dramatic 14 year old.  But sometimes I really am shouting a question!  Or asking something angrily!  You know?!

**Did you know there's a difference between prison and jail?  'Cause there is.  ...You'll wanna steer clear of prison.

**I once convinced my sister you could sell children on Ebay.  She hasn't been the same since.

**Meet my new bffae.  HIIIIIII SARA.  

**I will write a real post one of these days.

**Thanks for sticking with me.


Love && rockets,
Tee.

uno.  I just started reading the blogs I follow in Google Reader and OMG I'VE BEEN WASTING SO MUCH TIME USING THE BLOGGER DASHBOARD TO VISIT INDIVIDUAL BLOGS!  The reader puts all the posts in on one spot.  In chronological order!  Genius!!

due.  Blackberry should stop coming up with lame names for new but essentially the same line extensions and put a fucking Caps Locks on these motherfuckers.  Many a'times I have not been able to express my full amount of excitement/anger/other extreme emotions in a text/IM/BBM because I didn't have the patience to hold down each key for a full second.

tre.  Wtf, do they not make smooth style salsa anymore?  Because I can never find any.

quattro. People who only strive for average irk me.

cinque.  Sometimes I click on blog ads even when I'm not remotely interested in the product.  I'm just generous like that.

sei. Also, remember this?  I bought them.

sette.  I once convinced my little sister that she had leprosy.

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Uno.  Snow is so much prettier to look at than to be in.

Due. Watermelons are really big fruits. Like, it's legitimately intimidating.

Tre.  Is it obsessive behavior to fantasize about someone you've only met once?

Quattro.  Do you think infants cry when they're in the womb and we just don't hear it?

Cinque:  Meh.  Alexa Chung is so lame.

Sei: The only time it is appropriate to use the term "classy" is when you're trying to emphasize how something is not.

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So I just changed from IE to Firefox.  And holy fucking shit it is better.


I am a heavy user of second chances.

I find it hilarious that for Gossip Girl's fake Bella from fake Twilight, they picked another chick who can't act, too.

Why do the express trains always come to a screeching halt at Canal St and roll incredibly slow through Franklin? Is Franklin St. in danger of collapsing?

Speaking of trains, will they ever re-open Cortland St?

Remember when the people on those MTV dating shows used to be good looking? Well, they're not anymore.

One day I will own LVMH.  That is all. 


heart always,

tee.