...told someone, oh I love that song by so-and-so, and they're all whaaa that song's mad old, and you're like so what, so what, I can't still like it?  Stop being all pretentious, you are not smarter than me! No?  ::sigh:: What do you guys know anyway. So yeah, this isn't new.  But I still like it.  The video's trippy.  And who ever thought we'd actually see Rihanna dance again?  Ok Rih-rih!...

Because who doesn't like Asian children? 17 year old sister: Wah, what should I do after prom, wah?  Wah, wah, I don't have anyone to ride with.  -excessive punctuation- My friends are all riding with their boyfriends who are cousins.  Wah, wah!* My response: First of all the fact that all three of your friends are dating cousins is weird to me.  Just weird.  Secondly, since all of them have a cousin I'm pretty sure there's someone else in that oddly extensive family that...

Clinton Kelly I imagine our days would be filled with tickle fights and snickering at poorly dressed strangers. Anderson CooperNightly we would have stimulating conversation in front of our wood burning fireplace as we drain expensive bottles of wine. Marc JacobsHow, Marc, HOW can you make things like this, and this and then say that you don't like women??  Oh, the stylish children we could have!  I don't even want kinds but I would have twins with you.  Do you hear me? ...

...this was supposed to be just part of a longer, more relevant to life post.  But I've been at the public library for hours already using their wireless internet since I'm in Jersey visiting my childhood home aka land of dial up internet and I cannot put up with anything that reached it's peak in the mid-90s because, my God it's 2010.  We're supposed to have flying cars by now.  Anywhos, above everything I just wanted to share this video that aired during the Superbowl yesterday...

uno.  I just started reading the blogs I follow in Google Reader and OMG I'VE BEEN WASTING SO MUCH TIME USING THE BLOGGER DASHBOARD TO VISIT INDIVIDUAL BLOGS!  The reader puts all the posts in on one spot.  In chronological order!  Genius!! due.  Blackberry should stop coming up with lame names for new but essentially the same line extensions and put a fucking Caps Locks on these motherfuckers.  Many a'times I have not been able to express my full amount of excitement/anger/other...

...sexy-as-rainboots-can be all weather Jimmy Choo for Hunter boots?  And remember how they cost like, $500?  And then remember how they were all sold out and now you can only find them "gently used" on Ebay for like $700+ which is ridiculous because I would only pay more for something pre-worn if they previously belong to Brit-Brit and guaranteed me a slutty good time?  No? Well these are them:  via Google Images And these, my friends, these shits righh hereee, are Hunter's...